you know every time I get worried about my love life I just remind myself that John and Sherlock didn’t even meet each other until their 30’s
take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass
be there or
NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED.
WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED
does anyone know a good way to smuggle a cat. my landlords got cameras around the building he’s super strict like i need to get a cat home for a week to relocate it because my aunt wont keep it any longer.
buy it a hotdog costume, like a kids costume and carry it around with you everywhere in a bundle. if your landlord talks to you about it tell him it was a baby
i’m assuming you’ve done this before
jesus mario what is your damage
gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor
redid my theme, i am very proud of myself.
if i die resurrect me with this video
i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday
Spooky’s favorite place to ride with us in the car is on the dashboard.