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traumachu:

you know every time I get worried about my love life I just remind myself that John and Sherlock didn’t even meet each other until their 30’s 

tobiaswraithwall:

hapsycolour:

adriofthedead:

airdotcaptain:

things that make me laugh harder than they should:

gifs made with terrible stationary parts

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2dcc:

take me to a museum. kiss me on the steps. shove the Mona Lisa up my ass

methdragon:

be there or 

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portalgifs:

NO BUT YOU ALL NEED TO UNDERSTAND HOW FUNNY THIS IS THEYRE LITERALLY FILLING A ROBOT WITH BULLETS, LIKE BULLETS THAT YOU FIRE FROM A GUN. NOW NORMALLY FIRING A GUN TRIGGERS THE BULLET TO EXPLODE CREATING A PRESSURE THAT CAUSES THE TIP OF THE BULLET TO BE FORCED OUT OF THE BARREL AT A HIGH SPEED. 

WHaT CAVE JOHNSON’S TURRET’S DO IS LOAD A TON OF FUCKING BULLETS INTO THE CASE OF THE SENTRY LIKE IT”S A GODDAMN GUMBALL MACHINE AND THEN USE A FUcKIN SPRING LOADED PISTON TO FIRE IT THAT IS SO UNNECESSARY AND INEFFECTIVE LIKE NO WONDER CHELL CAN RESIST SO MANY BULLETS THE LIKELIHOOD ITD CAUSE ANYTHING MORE THAN A BAD BRUISE IS LIKE ONE IN A HUNDRED

licklucifer:

kinkylupin:

licklucifer:

does anyone know a good way to smuggle a cat. my landlords got cameras around the building he’s super strict like i need to get a cat home for a week to relocate it because my aunt wont keep it any longer.

buy it a hotdog costume, like a kids costume and carry it around with you everywhere in a bundle. if your landlord talks to you about it tell him it was a baby

i’m assuming you’ve done this before

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

darksungwyndolin:

jesus mario what is your damage

wytchprincess:

gender-inverse big bang theory with a bunch of smart girls who act condescending to their hot male neighbor

redid my theme, i am very proud of myself.

lalondes:

pajamaben:

stealing is a crime AND drugs is a crime too BUT if you steal drugs the two crimes cancel out and it is like basically doing a good. trust me i am a lawyerman

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science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

science-sexual:

breelandwalker:

*HIC-BLORP*

This is a fucking seal with hiccups which makes is like fifteen times funnier because they’re such ridiculous predators.

adorabagel:

if i die resurrect me with this video

croutoncat:

i have hit rock bottom and its only tuesday

spookytheferret:

Spooky’s favorite place to ride with us in the car is on the dashboard.